"Excuse me, do you know how to get to London St. Pancras International? Apple Maps has sent me here, and now there is no signal!" - HST
what about this Dissapointig things: -Locomotive hrough wall (because is bigger than tunnel) -Smoke go through ceiling
OK a couple more. I do enjoy seeing silly things. 1: The Glossop line has now got a new way to ease the overcrowding on their service to Manchester Piccadilly. 2: What do you mean there is no direct line to Leeds? I am doing the Morecambe to Leeds via Lancaster service. Also mind the gap between the train and the platform edge.
"Oh sure we got Leeds right over here! What kind of Leeds you want? We got dog leads, jump leads, and even false leads - although we mainly sell those to the cops!" - A North American lead seller
I like this one! TBH something DMU like a 158 or pair of 159’s would be far more suited than locos and cab cars, nice though the F125 is to drive.
So here is a new one. Since the 484s have taken over the Isle of White. The 483s have now joined the ECML Worse still the driver was speeding.
"Wow! They finally expanded the Island Line! Great! Maybe we'll see ridership increase now! Wait where am I- OH wait I'm speeding whoops!" - A questionable (and probably unqualified) Island Line driver. Also, how do you speed on the ECML with a train that slow?
Last one of these speed ones. Bakerloo line trains have been extended to Bristol via Bromsgrove. And boy are these things quick. If anybody else has things like this, please let me see them. I do love funny things like this.
"Oh my! They weren't kidding when they said they were going to lengthen the trains around here! Nice!" - A Birmingham local "WHY are you SO SLOW! Go faster! Come on!!! We don't have time for this!! Speed up!" - The train driver recently transferred from the Class 323 "Wheeeeeeeee!" - The 1972 stock train.
If we are being honest it would sound more like: "fvgdfsbhdbgeedyuhjc! hggdug! poyucbci!!! jduiwuwnvsfifmfgrtbct!! ndgdsepd!" Sorry Brummies but the truth can't be argued with (also I know the most you can take jokes as jokes)!
Translating from Brum to English it would look something like: "WHY are you SO SLOW! Go faster! Come on!!! We don't have time for this!! Speed up!" There may be some errors as (luckily) I am not from Birmingham and only know a handful of Brummies!
Sorry Matt, I may have confused you. That was the Train Driver's Dialogue. The Birmingham person was saying the line above. Unless the driver is also from Birmingham...
Yes we will roll with that. My excuse reason for using that dialogue was that the driver was a brummie.
