Dumbreck And Crossmyloof

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  1. ray.flanagan67

    ray.flanagan67 Active Member

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    In the updated Cathcart Circle route, these two stations it was said were now modelled. They are on the map but I cannot seem to get to them. Has this been discussed before? Cheers
     
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    There ai only
     
  3. locobilly

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    Title sounds like a new Scottish detective series....
     
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    operator#7940 Well-Known Member

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    Are you serious those are actual places, or are you taking the piss?
    Can never tell with the Brits....
     
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  5. castorfiber#6451

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    So not only I think that some British town names sound like someone smashed a keyboard against a wall?
    Those places are real, at least Dumbreck
     
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    jack#9468 Well-Known Member

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    There are worse names we call places.

    Scratchy Bottom being one.
     
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    maccagee#4924 Well-Known Member

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    Ever go to Scotland, take a train to Gourock and you can visit Bogston and Cartsdyke,
     
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  10. ray.flanagan67

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    They may be modelled in ai but if you can't see them whats the point.
    Anyway Crossmyloof translates as cross my palm (with silver or suchlike). The story goes that Mary Queen of Scots was about to go to battle nearby (in an other Glasgow area called Battlefield i think). On the way she passed a fortune teller who she asked, would she win the battle. The fortune teller said in the old Scots language, Cross my loof, as she wanted payment. That's where the name came from. Or so it is said. I think she said she would lose the battle but like she went ahead with it anyway.
     
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  11. Mr heff

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    They are real and I bet my soul wherever you live has some hilarious names too!
     
  12. Mr heff

    Mr heff Well-Known Member

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    Scotland is not England...
     
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    razmatus#2517 Well-Known Member

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    I also thought this was going to be one of those Enough is enough threads but with witty and clever substitute words for curses lol :D
     
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    For those reading this: Absolutely do not do this.
     
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    matt#4801 Well-Known Member

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    At least you can say the ones that are in Scotland. Go to Wales and you have no chance.
     
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    :D
     
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    jack#9468 Well-Known Member

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    The person I replied to never mentioned England nor Scotland, he said Brits (as in Britain).

    Also, Scratchy Bottom is in England, in Dorset. It is nowhere near Scotland.
     
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    A while ago there was an amusing thread on the Transport Fever forum when someone was (entirely seriously) arguing that the town of Penistone should be removed from the game because “children play this game”!
     
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    Why?
     
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    You said "we". Typical English who think we means everybody under thier thumb. (I'm sorta joking here by the way)
     
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    Try this one, there's a town near Glasgow called Milngavie
     
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    How is it meant to be said? The only issue with my pronunciation is that not being from near Glasgow I won't sound anywhere near drunk enough! ;)
     
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    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milngavie
    Click on the speaker button next to Milngavie
     
  24. matt#4801

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    Ah fair dos you caught me with that one. I started well, but went and included the 'v' in the second half. At least I didn't have to do mouth yoga to make an attempt of it though.
     
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    Yeah that one place in Wales that has a INSANELY long name thats like over twice the length of the alphabet comes to mind.

    Googled it and:
    “Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch”. Is what I’m referring too. Seriously whoever made this name up is the world’s biggest troll.
     
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  26. matt#4801

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    Yes, the Welsh seem to like mashing letters up in random orders and declaring them as words. Got to love them though!

    That place (not even trying to spell it) is mental. Though this weatherman has it nailed!



    It doesn't feel right nobody mentioning Scunthorpe in this thread either, that usually closely follows Penistone, though some would say it's the other way around. :)
     
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  27. jack#9468

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    Fun fact: the name was originally Llanfairpwllgwyngyll, but around the turn of the 1870s it was changed to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch as some sort of publicity stunt so it'd be the longest railway station name in Britain. It is usually shortened though.

    Its also the second longest place name in the world, the other one being Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu in New Zealand.
     
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    Oh my word. The New Zealand one sounds even worse lol.
     
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    Because if Inverclyde line was in TSW you could visit those stations in the game without having to go to Greenock irl
     
  30. trainsimplayer

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    Cartsdyke is located on the edges of one of Greenock's biggest dumps (but also it's football ground, which is a plus) while Bogston is on the edge of another fairly rubbish area - and quite isolated from anything to do.
     
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  31. castorfiber#6451

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    Yeah, branchton is much betttttttttter
     
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    lol sounds like Bal-Sagoth album name or baroque book title :D ... anyway, imagine being a kid in a town with a rowdy name lol... like "Where are you from?" "Eh, I am from Smellyhole" :D
     
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    Hey, I used to live in Dumbreck. Tbf, some of the houses around that way are massive
     
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  34. razmatus#2517

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    thats not anything negative, we are just having fun :) ... y know, there are even names that might otherwise be offensive words... like Slovenian footballer Ales Kokot (slovak word for male member :D ), former Czech footballer Marcel JebavĂ˝ (close to Slovak/Czech word for f...ing), former East German athlete Manfred Kokot etc. :D ... it happens, might even be a source of funny conversation lets say at airport passport control :D
     
  35. Mr heff

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    Okay so avoid every dump? You wouldn't be able to go anywhere!
     
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    Dump was an understatement to avoid the forum's filters ;)
     
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  37. Mr heff

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    Well aren't you upper class
     
  38. Strat-tastic

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    Have a listen to Lone Ranger by Quantum Jump if you want to hear how it's pronounced:)
     
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    Don't worry, I'm not offended at all. I'm happy to join in haha
     
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  40. razmatus#2517

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    lol this thread might as well rename itself to funny location names or funny names in general :D and moved to off-topic :D
     
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    There are differences in place names in the different countries that make up Great Britain.
    Scotland - Jibberish
    Wales - Choking noises
    England - Brockley Whins
     
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