"Please take your greasy footware off before coming into my carpeted office" I used to have to say this a lot when I worked in the office block of a traction depot.
"OK, so in this section there is a bit of third rail missing on the left there, the sign should say "25" instead of "15", you will fall through the floor when on foot, the fps drag and there's a consistent LOD problem with the trees on the right. When is this supposed to be released? Tomorrow? Sounds fine, we'll patch it later maybe."
Managing a reception desk when in reality you wish you was behind a Voyager Class 220. Hi sir, reception is currently *Check’s journey time* closed… I will be available in exactly 26 mins once I arrive at Birmingham New Street
