The Donkey In The Room

So i read in one of these threads that there is a donkey hidden in every route or most routes. If thats true when you come across it post here with details. Let's if the community can find them all .

 

Keep in mind this is a DTG thing. Do not look for them in third party routes.

 

That's why I changed it to most routes.

 

is that still a thing? i remember 3,4,5 years ago there’d be talk of a donkey in every preview stream but it doesn’t seem to be brought up much anymore. my fear is that the donkeys are yet another victim of the corporate culture that’s trapped dtg

 

I think the chaps who did MVL put a donkey in their route. Was nice seeing it again.

Good times when they did this years ago, not sure where we are going these days.

 

You mean these things.

 

I do doubt a bit, given on Wonders of Sodor there's a football match between pigs and cows, refereed by a donkey

 

Now I wanna buy it just to see that lol.

 

There is one in Paddington station. Paddington the Donkey (no bear).

 

There you go -

 

Made me chuckle thank you.

 

The pigs won the match because they had David Beckham on their side. A well seasoned player with a tasty right leg.

 

And this is a 3rd party route. (WCMLoS)

 

Every time there's a football pitch in a route, the pitch markings are always too thick and the dimensions off by a bit.

I assume it's just a stock asset in TSW that no-one has bothered improving.

I guess it's because I work in football it irks me greatly...

 

The referee is a donkey? That's not that far fetched, is it?

 

There’s also quite a few people with full size goalposts in their gardens, particularly on Edinburgh to Glasgow!

 

To be fair, I got two immediate neighbours who have them. Sometimes I give the ball back...

 

This tracks as donkeys, like human referees, have a blind spot directly in front of them.

 

The cows did have some good mooves though.
I can't believe I just wrote that

 

Think they started to be a bit like cowards near the end though

 

The cows don't realize what's at steak.

 

The pigs just milked them for goals.

It was a hambush.

 

Now it's dad jokes, is it? Here I was resisting the temptation to say that the pigs won because the donkey refused bribes to make calls favoring the udder team.

 

Hats off to you for this one.

 

now what was that asnout?

 

What do you call a male donkey prostitute?
A hee-haw

 

We need you to help them work on Train Soccer World!

(And before I get yelled at for saying “soccer”, it’s just to keep it as TSW. )

 

Oh gods no, i can just imagine every player will have the number 66 on there back, and all the dlc will be different coloured kits but still the same number

 

The officials could use their red and yellow cards as signals, pulling them out in different configurations.

 

Is double yellow in that case still two warnings before red or does it equal red...?

 

By the logic of this thread, if we are to have Train Soccer World then, by default, there has to be the equivalent of "a donkey in every room" .

Presumably then the new TSW rulebook will be updated to state that there must now be "a Tony Adams on every pitch"?

Asking for a friend

 

Pony Adams?

 

Bravo Sir.
That is truly terrible

 

Damn this thread - I can't drive a route now without looking for donkeys

 

I created the thread now all do is look for donkeys stupid me lol.

 

Schnellfahrstrecke Köln - Aachen

There are donkeys instead of the equestrian statues infront of the Hohenzollern Bridge

 

Today (8th May) is World Donkey Day. Celebrate in style by spending quality time with a TSW donkey of your choice or see how many you can visit before midnight.

 

Don't worry, it gets me too. I'm a retired referee and had to check the field of play before kick-off to ensure it's all within the laws of the game. There's no way there's a football match starting on a DTG pitch on my watch.