I had a few minutes before my departure so I left the cab to stretch the legs and noticed some shifty looking characters sitting in first class! I stepped in to move them on and to my surprise Jeff bezos was sitting there! Should he even be allowed to travel on public transport? I think it's a insult to the working class! Dtg vet your peds a bit better in the future please.
Imagine getting on a train. There are only two seats left. One is next to Bezos from Amazon and the other is next to Bez from Happy Mondays. Which one would you trust not to go through your bag when you nip to the toilet? Which person would also be much more pleasant to you? Which one would pay you more if he needed you to deliver something in a van? That person is the one who, rather than using your money to go into space once, will tell you fascinating stories of being in space his entire life at his own expense. Always sit next to Bez.
