Train Jokes.

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  1. aeronautic237

    aeronautic237 Well-Known Member

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    Wow I wish that was real!
     
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  2. Shackamaxon

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    A warning board at National Rail Museum ( NRM ), New Delhi, India instructs visitors to avoid smoking inside the premises.

    The Hindi inscription ( on the top ) is as you'd expect ( Translation :- 'Smoking is prohibited inside the museum' )
    But whoever did the English one decided to have a little fun !

    ( IR WDM-1 #17000 in the background )

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  3. tft#6439

    tft#6439 Well-Known Member

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    Random but ok lol.
     
  4. aeronautic237

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    That is quite funny!
     
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  5. finntd#7891

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    One train joke heard was in a Video Game, GTA San Andreas, KDST when Some kind of Wonderful comes on the DJ Will say “I Got ran over by the Grand Funk Railroad” GFR being the Band who made the Song
     
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  6. Shackamaxon

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    Oh, those good old days :)
     
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  7. tft#6439

    tft#6439 Well-Known Member

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    Those were the days.
     
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    All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ
     
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  9. junior hornet

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    Not really a railway joke but I was in our local hospital today and there was a notice at the front saying that face masks only need to be worn in medical areas such as wards. I went into a ward wearing only a face mask and I got kicked out.
     
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  10. tft#6439

    tft#6439 Well-Known Member

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    Bruh
     
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    Wow. I think they need to change that sign! :|
     
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  12. tft#6439

    tft#6439 Well-Known Member

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    Yes. Yes they really do.
     
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    my favourite was the second one..
     
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    tft#6439 Well-Known Member

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    Let's revive a dead plant!
    Oh Class 755 there's no need to flirt. (That's its nickname)
     
  15. junior hornet

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    Sorry, I know you mean well but it’s not funny when you have to explain it (as, sadly, I know from experience). :)
     
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  16. matt#4801

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    Oh, is that all you can think of? I azumed you'd be better than that! I'm nova gonna peak my eye across this thread again. Anyway I've got a pacer apple pie waiting for me downstairs so I'll be off! ;););):D:D:D
     
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  17. tft#6439

    tft#6439 Well-Known Member

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    I've poked a hornets nest haven't I...
     
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  18. matt#4801

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    Well this thread may a tractor little more attention but what's wrong with a bit of light being shed on it. I'm javelling a good time doing this though my thoughts are being hoovered up a bit now. I might caf to move to manufactures but I don't want to bombardier with stuff. This is so awaful but at the same time so BRELiant. Anyway not going to tug this post on more: I've already had to skips ome.
     
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    Always start with a joke about first generation DMUs, that’s train comedy 101.
     
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    Wow. Just wow. What can i even say. :|
     
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  23. aeronautic237

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    I disagree. Jokes are better when more people can enjoy them!

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    Yeah I don't know how to make memes but hopefully this formatting works. Otherwise it's guess the order!
     

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    Chillllllll
     
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    we have been chilled for 4 months
     
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