Heres a route idea so short you could probably do it in a weekend(kidding). But this route so ridiculous it just might be crazy enough to consider as the 2nd $9.99 route. 1st It's in Canada and it only has one so far (But it also could be third if the rumors are true). 2nd It's 200 ft long.(Yes you read that right it's 200 ft) 3rd It's motive power is a older style railcar mover (Sterling type, but i'm not 100% sure of that right now) 4th It uses two flatcars with end drop ramps to move semi trucks with trailers (Only hauling fresh fish) 5th It has a loading ramp at one end and a buffer stop at the other. 6th It doesn't haul any passengers except if you count whoever sitting in the semi cab. 7th It appears to have only one deport station at the ramp end of the line and a giant pile of something at the other. Try looking it up online or youtube it's wild. Will this every see the light of day probably not but who knows crazier things have happened..