I used to have a photography teacher who looked a lot like Gordon. Well, other than the train bit. She was not a train.
One of my work colleagues was called Gordon. He was called everything from "Gordon the Gopher" to being asked if he could dance the "Gay Gordons". There was no malice, and he took the ribbing very well.
There is also the fictional Gordon in "Gordon is a moron", the hit single from the late 70s by Jilted John (aka Graham Fellows). But he wasn't a loco either.
