On their accurate representation of southeastern in service mode. Hardly any of the services seem to run on time. Bravo! you even have so occasions where the train doesn’t even turn up.
I can't understand if you're being serious or sarcastic lol. Regarding the services, they actually turn up but very late (the other day I had one turning up 25 minutes late and being overtaken by another train).
The schedule is not there to tell you what time you should expect the train but to tell you that it's coming eventually today. So pretty realistic to be honest