Xbox Phone Number - British Transport Police

Isn't that the bloke who did Werewolves of London??!!

 

EAU..........Do you work for them as it sounds like you're you taking the p?

If so then you are rapidly becoming a right pain in the Urs.

 

What's that number for?

 

I think it's either the Fosters Helpline or the number you ring when you've lost a cork off your hat.

(I'll get my coat).

 

No, we're still there, just north of France on the left-hand-side.

 

I think you'll find your map is outdated, we actually detached ourselves from the Republic or Ireland and floated off into the Atlantic. Leave means leave, after all.

 

I wondered why my London to Paris flight took 10 hours recently. I do wish they'd dropped the UK's anchor in a warmer climate.

 

The Reading Writing Hotline, a government service for adult literacy/numeracy assitance that ran an _extremely_ pervasive and iconic advertising campaign in the 90s and 00s that just about everyone knows off by heart (despite only ~4000 calls to the hotline every year, although apparently our literacy rates are declining).


Another one would be the also-iconic Lube Mobile (mobile car servicing) ads from the same time period, which ended with a kid reading out the phone number with a distinct lisp (13 30 32 as firteen firty firty two) No ohs/zeros there however.