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Steam Train Joke

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by matjamca, Jun 15, 2021.

  1. matjamca

    matjamca Well-Known Member

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    “A friend of mine always wanted to be run over by a steam train. When it happened, he was chuffed to bits!”
    Tim Vine
     
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  2. B3N

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    no
     
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  3. kenobi#1878

    kenobi#1878 Active Member

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    No, that’s illegal
     
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  4. trainsimplayer

    trainsimplayer Well-Known Member

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    That's foul...
     
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  5. brfan#9132

    brfan#9132 Active Member

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    Matt would say that kind of joke
     
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  6. Tay95

    Tay95 Well-Known Member

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    Train puns are harder than they steam....
     
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  7. andrewandjane66

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    I was going to buy a railway station in the South of France but the locals were Avignon of it...
     
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  8. kenobi#1878

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    That’s a very painful joke, that or laughing hurts my broken ribs lol
     
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  9. shhweeet#4292

    shhweeet#4292 Well-Known Member

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    I was going to chip into this thread with a railway joke of my own but it’s midnight and I’ve got to be making tracks.
     
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  10. aglomarsale

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    What sound does a steam train make when it eats?
















    Chew Chew
     
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  11. brfan#9132

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    Awful joke
     
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  12. aglomarsale

    aglomarsale Active Member

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    Exactly.
     
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  13. Tay95

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    These are brilliant ahaha
     
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  14. andrewandjane66

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    How does a railfan make contact on social media?

    They DMU...
     
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  15. shhweeet#4292

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    What does a Puffing Billy do when it gets angry or frustrated?

    It let’s off steam.
     
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  16. shhweeet#4292

    shhweeet#4292 Well-Known Member

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    How do you know when a train needs to blow it’s hooter?

    It has lots of bogies.


    Ok I’ll get me coat and spare you any more :)
     
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  17. Train Sim 9723

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    Did anybody hear about the man who took the 5 o’clock train home? Apparently he had to give it back
     
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  18. trainsimplayer

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    The train equivalent of "take a seat" and taking a seat with you.
     
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  19. trainsimplayer

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    Also why is someone rating most of the posts in here helpful? Anyone else noticed that?
     
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  20. Tay95

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    You never know when a pun can be helpful in life lol
     
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  21. aglomarsale

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    Shhh.... we don't talk about that
     
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  22. junior hornet

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    They named a train "Dolly Parton". It had two enormous hooters.
     
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    Can a staff member please lock this thread, ive had enough. ;)
     
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  24. junior hornet

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    No. We’ve only just begun.

    One of Ivor Biggun’s cleaner songs:
     
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  25. aglomarsale

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    What trains do Australians hate?









    EMUs
     
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  26. brfan#9132

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    Uh I am starting to get sick of these jokes
     
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  27. junior hornet

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    Why are you reading it then?
     
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    Putting that in these forums could actually hurt some people . I’d be careful if I were you .
     
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