The Ugliest Train

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  1. jack#9468

    jack#9468 Well-Known Member

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    I have seen worst examples on here tbh.:D
     
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    mordor mogul.jpg

    Caption this...
     
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    jack#9468 Well-Known Member

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    Worker: How big do you want this?
    Designer: Yes.
     
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    The Mrs when you leave footprints on floor.
     
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  7. matt#4801

    matt#4801 Well-Known Member

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    Actually the Mrs and her sister look like that normally, forget after making footprints on floor.
     
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  8. jack#9468

    jack#9468 Well-Known Member

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    That makes me wonder what you do to make them spit flames.
     
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    matt#4801 Well-Known Member

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    They came out their mother's womb spitting flames according to their father. A benefit is that the heating bill is always low!;)
     
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    Have you seen its wheels? That thing couldn't possibly get round a corner.

    Other than that it's fine(!)
     
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  11. Shackamaxon

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    This is from the cover art of a 1993 combat game about trains in a post-apocalyptic world.
    It's called 'Transarctica' for anyone wondering...
     
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  12. driverwoods#1787

    driverwoods#1787 Well-Known Member

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    You are correct however the first train is also seen inside San Diego County on the Escondido to Oceanside commuter rail route.
     
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    driverwoods#1787 Well-Known Member

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    This belongs to the Nankai Railway Icoca Card required.
    I am not sure if the Competitor JR West 281 series also counts
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    If you couple two of these together they would resemble a Dutch Nederlandse Spoorwegen ICM since the doorway in the driver's cab is actually your connector.
     
  14. Shackamaxon

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    Electrostar of the East :D
     
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  15. transport

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    Going to have ti disagree with that version of the 777, although the version I’m posting now does deserve to be on this list in my opinion.
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    Just to confirm, I don’t hate all 777’s but I do absolutely detest this one.
    Photo is a YT thumbnail.
     
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    In my opinion, the 376’s are really nice (I love them, I must admit), just in their own way.
    The 442’s just look really nice, they don’t really look that ugly to me (even though their nickname is the plastic pigs).
    The 76 looks really nice in a very simplistic way, same with the 73.
    The only one in this post in particular that I agree with personally is the class 74
     
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    jack#9468 Well-Known Member

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    That looks ugly imo. But then again, what they replaced wasn't exactly attractive either.
     
  18. trainsimplayer

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    I wasn't singling out that version of the 777, I was just showing the 777 generally.
     
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  19. Greyweasel

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    It doesn't look terrible in those colours.

    Pain as well, cause you can't see out the window they're on.
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    Definitely prefer these more reserved versions.
     
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    Here's a new one for the pile, the br 633, been caught mid shapeshift into a Nokia. Good lord!

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    Also this thing, the Siemens Mireo (br 463). The evil love child of a 422 & 442 that had it's face pinched really hard...
     
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    Constipated train :D
     
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  22. jack#9468

    jack#9468 Well-Known Member

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    Can't unsee that now.

    Guess it should be administered laxatives :D
     
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  23. driverwoods#1787

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    There are multiple versions of this train the one here actually runs to Dresden Hauptbahnhof RE15/RE18 Hoyerswerda/Cottbus-Großenhain Cottbuser Bahnhof Coswig Dresden Hauptbahnhof. Need to run battery & OHLE 563 version. If made for the Nahverkehr Dresden route as downloadable content there has to be two versions 3 carriages and 6 carriages of 463 Verkehrsverbund Oberelbe Verkehrsverbund Berlin Brandenburg
     
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    driverwoods#1787 Well-Known Member

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    Here is the Japanese version of the Dutch Nederlandse Spoorwegen koploper Intercitymaterieel Japan Railways West 271 series used for Kyoto to Osaka Kansai airport services alongside the 281 series
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    When combined with a 281 series its the Japanese version of the Dutch ICM combined
     
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  25. Greyweasel

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    Are we still talking about 'ugly' trains, cause that's a pretty good looking unit.
     
  26. matt#4801

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    I find that one very ugly!
     
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    Good lord that thing is ugly lol. Also how is the driver able to see anything?
     
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    Through the narrow windows but honestly it’s not worse like inside the 385 in my opinion, they sacrificed driver comfort over design…
     
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    Same way as it's dutch counterpart for driver views. Some units would have gotten a Hello Kitty paint Scheme on it.
     
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    Oh god, not hello kitty, then again it would suit it. Ugly train, hideous livery :)
     
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  31. Greyweasel

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    Aww it's weird, clean, good lines and not too fussy or ott, like a fridge or a boiler. Could be a cuter version of the ICM heh. Plus that 'lookout' panoramic window set up is great, like a plane or one of those tall US flat front semi trucks. Don't think much of those boxes on top of each carriage though.

    I mean Japan has a load of those high cab designs, some way more awkward looking.
     
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    Yikes! Salvador Dalí on speed ...
     
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    I dunno, I can see the logic in trying to make a train indestructible!
     
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  34. Greyweasel

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    I found a bunch more for this ever expanding ugly pile;

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    Eiden 732 Series. Random squashed circles everywhere? Why not. The motif is classy though.

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    Br 618. No words just ech! Seems a hideous concept from the 60s almost, the penchant for squashed circles is getting around.

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    The V250/ETR 700. This one almost passes muster, but that nose lets it down, got a look of shock with those beady eyes as well.

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    Tobu 500 Series. Looks like a sci fi mask, something specifically made for a movie or a game like Halo perhaps. Definitely a grower not a shower.

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    Mizukaze Twilight Express. Jury's out on this one, the viewing platform on the nose is a neat gimmick being integrated with each cab & the motif is classy once more, but it's a bit off.

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    The DE-AC33C Blue Tiger prototype. It's that big window & cab, it might work if it was more angular, but it just doesn't look right with that round sweep on a 'bone' loco that looks like a rooftop unit.
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    They improved the line by painting the fairing black in the bottom front but it still looks ugly as hell, more so with the added clunky 'bullbars'. Luckily this is a one off and they thought better for the production model.

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    The Laview train. It may have received a global design award, but it can't disguise the fact it resembles a silver maggot.

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    Kiha 285 Series. A good example of how to botch a high cab design. Thankfully this thing was scrapped.
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    Kiha 261 Series. And another fine example were the livery makes it worse!

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    Here's a corker, 'Resort Saloon Festa' part of the "Joyful Train" concept. Charters, excursions tourism etc.
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    Best part, the mouth opens revealing the PIS lol!

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    And to round off this set, a contender for the creepiest train, the 485 series 'Irodori'. A determined charging robot to haunt your dreams...
     
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  35. jack#9468

    jack#9468 Well-Known Member

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    Quite a few ugly ones here.
     
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    Some train designers in Japan are on crack I don’t have other explanation.
     
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    The Class 376 would be my personal choice as ugliest I’ve actually seen in person (definitely many others in this thread that are far worse) with that horrible looking front end and I actually like Electrostars. For those who haven’t seen inside a 376, it’s not much better - the interior looks horrible personally compared to the 375’s & 377’s Southeastern have
     
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    Stadler FLIRTS (745s and 755s) are extremely ugly trains in my opinion
     
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    Not just your opinion. They are hideous compared to what they replaced.
     
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    I would have taken an IET over those flirts, they are extremely unattractive
     
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  41. matt#4801

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    The IEPs and FLIRTs are on the complete opposite ends of the spectrum.
     
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    Yep, I agree
     
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    I think it is incredibly ugly
     
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    They have a 281 series Hello Kitty here's the video this will combine with a 271 series if 8-12 carriages are needed to do Kansai Airport to Kyoto Runs
     
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    The Stalder KISS unit's for Caltrain, they look oddly proportioned from the front.
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    Oh boy, that's the 271s ugly twin. Terrible looking cab.

    Way too boxy as well and the livery does it no favours. Needs vertical head lights I think.

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    Here's a new one, JNR class EF55. With a big brownish gut hanging down.
     
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    Class 221 voyagers are absolutely hideous
     
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    Agreed
     
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    To me the 407 looks like a formerly gorgeous movie star (the 403) after botched plastic surgery
     
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    How do you describe fine?
     

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